What did the komodo dragon mumma say to her hatchling?
You were a snaccident!
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
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A guy inherits a fortune...
A guy inherits a fortune and goes on a massive spending spree: Ferraris, yachts, private jets, the works.
He upgrades his wardrobe and goes to the most exclusive shops for bespoke outfits. When it comes time to get shoes, he wants something a little different.
The salesman shows him a ...
The reptile race
There was an exotic pet race to take place.
Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!" Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!" John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"
The bets were p...
One day, at the zoo...
Little Johnny and his mother go to visit the zoo. They visit the Reptile House, Monkey Island, Chimpanzee Forest, and the Avian Habitat. As they're walking toward the exit, they pass the Elephant Sanctuary.
Little Johnny points to the elephant and says, "Mommy, what's that thing hanging down...