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Klingons Jokes

Where do Klingons store their leftovers?

Zip'loc!

Where do Klingons buy their shoes?

Kahless ShoeSource

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What does the star ship enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both chase Klingons around Uranus!

Not to be a racist

But I feel the natural enemies of the Klingons shouldn't be humans it should be the Teflons.

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Space joke

Whats the similarity between Starship Enterprise and toiletpaper.

They both circling around Uranus looking for Klingons

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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