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Kitkat Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

‘Can I buy a kitkat chunky?’

Assistant: ‘Of course Sir’ *hands kitkat chunky over*
Customer: ‘No chunky, I want a regular kitkat’

(Sorry, first post, I’m not great at jokes)

isis is marketing their version of kitkat

they're calling it allahu snackbar

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I walked up to the counter and asked the girl at the till to give me a KitKat chunky.

She handed me a KitKat Chunky. I said no, I wanted a regular KitKat, you fat bitch.

My wife got a kitkat the other day and I stole a finger. Today she grabbed one of mine..

I guess it was Kit for Kat

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A Man Goes into a gas station and asks the lady at the register for a KitKat Chunky

The lady then goes back to the freezer and gets him a KitKat Chunky.

The man says "No, I wanted a regular Kit Kat you fat bitch"

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I walked into my local petrol station..

..yesterday. I asked the girl behind the counter 'can I have a KitKat chunky'.
She come back with a KitKat chunky'.
I said 'i want a normal KitKat you fat bitch'.

Man goes to a petrol station.

It's night time and one of those serving hatches. Talks to the girl. Can I have a can of coke and a Kit kat Chunky?

Off the girl goes to get his stuff. "There you go," she says, "One can of coke and a KitKat Chunky."

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal Kitkat, you fat cow."

ELI5

I had five hundred Kitkats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
That's basically how celebrity charity works.

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