Jewish Lawyer Jokes - 4 Hilarious Jewish Lawyer Jokes

An Orthodox Jewish lawyer tells his clients he's available to help them ...

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The Jewish Lawyer and the Rabbi

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A Jewish lawyer, distraught and in a semi-panic, ran to his Rabbi pleading, "Rabbi! Rabbi! You must help me!"

The Rabbi, quite concerned, inquired, "What is it? What is wrong? How may I help?"

"It's my son. He just called me. He told me he and his family are con...

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A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out.

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he told me last week that he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong...

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Moroccan jews jokes

I don't know how well these jokes will translate, but I'll give it a try... :)

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A Moroccan jewish mom is running and screaming at the beach : Heeelp, my son, the lawyer, is drowning!

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Two Moroc...

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