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Oliver Twist Jokes

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Oliver Twist

A copy of 'Oliver Twist' fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.

It hurts like the Dickens!

What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?

Please, can I have samosa?

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This maths test can predict your favourite film.

Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars.
DON'T PEEP!

Pick a number between 1 and 9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3 to that number.

Multiply by 3 again.

Add the 2 digits together.

Now discover your favourite film!
1. LOTR

2. Shawshank...

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