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Antisemitic Jokes

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Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper

One of them notices that the other's paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda

"What the hell are you reading? Why don't you read our jewish papers?"

"You see Chaim" the other man says calmly "When I read our newspapers all I see are pog...

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The Amazing non-Antisemitic Joke About the Rich Jew

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There were two Jew friends: one of them was rich, and he lived in the city; the other one was poor, and he lived in a village. At one point, the poor Jew happened to visit the rich Jew in the city.

The rich Jew invited the poor Jew to the opera, to theaters, and to...

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an antisemitic walks into a bar

see's a guy with a yamaka hangs out with priest. To mess with him, the guy tells the bartender to give the priest a drink on him but not the Jew, and make sure he realizes it. The Jew sees the drink, smiles at the guy and keep talking to the priest.

The guy gets upset, tells the bartender to ...

A priest, an imam and a rabbit went into a bar

"Sorry", said the bartender, "no animals allowed".

Said the rabbit "Damn antisemitic autocorrect feature!"

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear progra...

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A Catholic priest, a Protestant pastor and a Jewish rabbi are playing poker

Now, this was back during the times of the German Empire when poker was highly illegal and the police was quite antisemitic. And as bad luck would have it, a raid happens. They can get rid of the cards, but it's still kind of obvious what's going on.

"Confess! You have been playing poker!"...

I have an unusual fear of Semi-trucks

I guess you could call me antisemitic.

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Well, funny story...

FOREWARNING: While the joke might seem antisemitic at first, it's not really. Read it all.

A jew has a son, and when he's 18 he asks him to go to Israel for a year. His son returns after a year, and claims he's no longer jewish. He's christian now.

The jew goes to his best friend (also...

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