What do Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Ate dead people.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to that Prisoner who killed him?

I eat guys like you for breakfast.

Jeffrey Dahmer and Armie Hammer are eating Ronald McDonald

Armie asks, "does this taste funny to you?" Jeffrey responds, "I think it's ginger."

What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?

Heads and Shoulders.

Jeffrey Dahmer walks into his local used furniture store with a sofa.

"It might have some stains." He mutters sheepishly.
"Come again?" Inquires the hard of hearing store manager.
"Some blood as well this time."

What did Jeffrey Dahmer call the guy that ran from him?

Fast food.

What's the title of Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook?

"Come To Think Of It..."

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch?

So he could greet visitors with a handshake.

How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar

They keep body parts in there trunk

Ted Bundy asks Jeffrey Dahmer you got any ice cream in the freezer?

Nah, just Ben and Jerry Jeffrey replies.

A news story had been reported about Jeffrey Dahmer after his capture about what was found in his shower... did you hear what they found!?

Head[s] and shoulders.

Jeffrey Dahmer once sent me a dinner invitation

But the offer was a me steak.

Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey Dahmer tapes...

...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.

Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like Tic Tacs or gum.

He preferred men toes.

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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was a smoker...

They found a pile of butts behind his couch.

Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT.

He had the body of a much younger man.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite fruit?

Chopped Dates

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer move to a larger apartment?

He needed more leg room.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner.

Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".

You know one the main reasons Jeffrey Dahmer got caught was because his freezer stopped working and the smell became so bad the neighbors were complaining.

The cops came to his door and said "We heard you were keeping a bunch of spoiled brats in here"

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

The CDC said to refrain from hand shakes.

Jeffrey Dahmer immediately bummed as he turns off the blender

News: The CDC has advised no handshakes at this time.

Jeffrey Dahmer: “AWW...” ** STOPS BLENDER* *

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