It's a little-known fact that legendary stuntman Evel Kneivel had an IQ of 160, the same as genius professor Stephen Hawking.

Ironically, they also shared a love of ramps.

I scored a 175 on an IQ test with just 3 simple questions

1. My credit card number
2. My social security number
3. Uploading a scan of my birth certificate

An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability

Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit

What's 200 yards long and has an IQ of 40?

The queue to buy toilet paper at Walmart.

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There was once a scientist who found he could raise his IQ by masterbaiting

It was a stroke of genius

I just took an IQ test!

I got a 70, but hey, that’s passing right?

I took an IQ test and just got the results…

It came back positive which is great news, other bit of good news for all you guys:
I got 15/180 on my HIV test

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ below 70?

A politician.

An anti-vaxxer did an IQ test.

It came back NEGATIVE

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I just took an online IQ test...

"404" sounds pretty fucking high!

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200 IQ baby

Father: “Say Daddy”

Baby: “Mommy”

Father: “No, say Daddy”

Baby: “Mommy”

Father: “Fuck you! Say Daddy!”

Baby: “Fuck you”

*Mother arrives home*

Mother: Honey, I’m back! How’s the baby?

Baby: “Fuck you”

Mother: “What?! Who taught you that a...

My IQ really is room temperature

Its 120F please help me i'm dying

What do you call an attorney with a 65 IQ?

Your honor

I like Florida.

Everything is in the 80s: The people, the temperature, and the average IQ.

My son scored a 90 on his IQ test.

I'm so proud of him! That's his first A-

What do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?

A platoon.

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A genie offered to increase my penis length by 1 inch for every 10 IQ I traded...

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My girlfriend has an IQ of 200 and I'm jealous of her.

So last night I fucked her brains out.

My IQ is so high...

...I had to take the test twice to add the scores together.

Took an IQ test today.

Got 404, guess I'm a genius

There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ

It's 150 minus the number of rolls of toilet paper you have at home.

What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common?

Both are raising the world’s average IQ

It seems to be discriminatory, but my State's COVID-19 vaccination scheduling website has given everyone with low IQs appointments for the same date next week.

February 29th.

Viruses mutate over time. Take Covid, for example.

It started out as a pandemic. Now it's an IQ test.

A genie offered me either +10 million dollars or +10 IQ points. I took the +10 IQ points.

Damn I was stupid.

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.

I'm calling it OK Stupid.

400 IQ work joke

One company owner asks another: “Tell me, Bill, how come your employees are always on time in the mornings?”

Bill replies: “Easy, 30 employees and 20 parking spaces.”

I went to a Trump rally the other day, and the only thing higher than the average IQ of the crowd...

Was the average BMI.

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An intestine claimed to have a higher IQ than the brain.

But the intestine was full of shit.

Wearing your mask pulled down beneath your nose actually HELPS other people...

...estimate your IQ.

Once I had developed my IQ

my life changed 360 degrees

My math teacher told me my IQ is pretty average.

Now that's just mean.

The star football player was missing his academic requirements

He was the best player they'd seen in years, but unfortunately, shared an IQ with his helmet. Regulations required that the player be benched until he brought his grades back up.

The coach, wanting to win their first season in decades, pled to allow the player to finish the season. It was fin...

My IQ dropped from 70 to 42. I was worried. Then I checked again, it was 110. I was shocked, I checked again to find it was 150. I rushed to the doctor.

She told me it's my pulse and not my IQ.

I took an IQ test and I'm part of the 1%.

Apparently there aren't that many people with an IQ below 60.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?

Your honor.

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High IQ

There are four people on a plane. They are a Donald Trump, Stephen Curry, the Pope, and a kid.

Suddenly, the plane’s pilot dies. There are only three parachutes on the plane.

Donald Trump says “ I am America’s smartest president. I need a parachute so I can lead the people.

Ste...

All of the people on r/iamverysmart lie about their IQs.

As someone with a 176, I see right through it.

The average IQ of America rose by 3% today.

We’re happy to report the succesful birth of baby chimpanzee Pascal at the San Diego Zoo.

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trump challenged Tillerson to an IQ test, and there was only one question on the test...

If the President of the United States and the President of the US Virgin Islands are in an elevator, how many people are in the elevator?

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They say watching porn might affect my IQ.

Ha, screw it, I don’t even have that Apple product.

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A donkey had an IQ of 186.

He had no friends at all though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.

A friend of mine asked what my IQ was...

I told him it was 60. He was pretty shocked, but I'm not worried. I was tested in Celsius.

My IQ is unmeasurable...

The scale doesn't go that low.

Did you know that Facebook IQ tests can actually tell a lot about your intelligence?

If you believe the results, it means you're not very intelligent.

Testing the dog's IQ

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ.

Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is definitely smarter than you.

Survey finds that 1 in 3 Republicans are of below average IQ

The other two are Russian Hackers.

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Apparently taking too much Viagra can affect your IQ and cause aggressive behavior.

But the fuck I care about some crappy Apple products anyways

My IQ tests result came out, I got 200! I am a genius!

That "alcohol in blood" had a funny name for an IQ test.

I just aced my IQ test

I got 90 out of 100!



(The sad reality: a person I met IRL was extremely proud that he scored 75 points on his IQ test because he thought the scale went to 100.)

What has 110 legs, 250 teeth, and an IQ of 500?

The front row of a Donald Trump rally.

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Unvaccinated kids have been found to have lower IQ's than vaccinated children.

Can't blame them, their parents are dumb as fuck.

I did an IQ test and when i got the results the doctor in an extremly disturbed face said :

I'm sorry sir your results came back as negative

People keep telling me I have low IQ.

I don't even know what it means.

My girlfriend is really supportive but she's not very bright. One time, during a fight, I asked her "What's your IQ, anyway?!"

She shouted back defiantly "20/20!"

I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined.

By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me.

What has an IQ of 100 and a full set of teeth?

The front row at a NASCAR race.

A blonde does an IQ test

Her friend asks her how it went. " Don't worry, it came out negative"-she replies

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Did you here about the guy who invented a dildo for people with high IQs?

I haven't tried it but all the reviews say its ingenius.

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IQ Test

I went to a restaurant once that had a game in the lobby you could play. The sign said "Test Your IQ: 25 cents!" While I waited for my table I decided to give it a try. I put my quarter in and on the screen it said press A or B. There were two buttons there so I decided to press A. The screen then s...

I did a test today and completely failed.

Looks like I’ll never be an IQ.

Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?

Because they're in-bred!

Donald Trump just turned 73

which makes him the first President whose age surpassed his IQ.

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They say that using penis enlargement pills can affect my IQ and make me easily irritated.

What a load of bullshit, and I don’t even have that fucking stupid Apple product.

I told my boyfriend that people with lower IQs are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories...

He said “Thats what they want you to think!”

Many people don't think I'm very smart...

but I'll have you know that I almost got a perfect score on the IQ test. I almost made 100!

IQ result

Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."

Me: "Wow, my first A+"

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Fucked a girl that had "IQ: 163" tattooed on her buttcheeks.

What a smart-ass.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

I have an IQ of 300

I also have dyscalculia

TIL Billy Mays had an IQ of 63

Would that make him an OxiMoron?

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Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses.

So they won't shit during parades.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.

I support the anti-mask people

Thanks to them the average IQ is rising

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The computer is connected to watt?

A man calls tech support and says, "I unplugged my space heater, and then my computer just blacked out!"

Tech support: Is the power strip that your computer's plugged into still lit?

User: Yes

Tech support: What happens if you move the mouse or press a key?

User: Noth...

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

A company develops a machine for evaluating IQ.

The scientists developing it asks for the help of the supervisor, manager and president of the firm to test the machine.


When the supervisor places his head on the machine, it responded: 'IQ 160', and he was very impressed.


When the manager places his head on the machine, it re...

What's the difference between a parakeet and Donald Trump?

About 5 IQ points and the ability to tweet.

Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events.

They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.

I took an iq test yesterday on Facebook, as a matter of act...

and it told me im a genius! in the *top 99%*!

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