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Yesterday, I drank a bottle of invisible ink.

I was in the hospital all night waiting to be seen

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My son today accidentally drank invisible ink.

I'm sat with him in the emergency room waiting to be seen.

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Did you hear about the author who writes using invisible ink?

Here's a list of his books:

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I’m in the Emergency Dept at the hospital because I swallowed invisible ink.

I’m waiting for someone to see me.

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They say invisible ink is making a comeback

I can't see it happening

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How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

When your writing becomes visible.

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