I made the mistake of telling my wife that I like Space Invaders.

Now she won't give me any privacy.

What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked?

"Should have watched your steppe."

How do you fight off a home invader with nothing but a mobile phone?

Please respond quickly.

home invader

A home invader breaks into a house and finds a couple in the bedroom and holds them at gunpoint.
The owner points to the woman and says, "You have to let her go right now.
You can have all the money and jewelry in the house, you can have my credit card and car keys.
You can even shoot me bu...

What's a COVID denier's favorite video game?

Space Invaders.

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