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A man is born with a 26 inch penis

His penis is so long that no women is willing to be with him and he becomes light headed whenever he gets an erection.
Frustrated by this, he decides to seek the help of a with who lives in the swamp. He says to her "witch my penis two feet long, women fear it and I pass out whenever I become ar...

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old woman..

In exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on reddit. Of course I declined because of my morals and strong willpower. Which is Just as strong as ajox. The super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla

What do you call a 26-mile long G-string?

A marathong

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Doctors advice to a 92 year old man marrying a 26 year old woman

Doctor: At this age sex can be fatal

Man: I don’t fuckin care if she dies!

When I was a kid, I had a 26 card deck for each letter of the alphabet.

I managed to lose every one of them, except my V card.

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As of today, I'm finally not a 25 year old virgin anymore.

I'm a 26 year old one.

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A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast....

They are catching up on life and swapping stories about work, their grandkids’ birthdays, their recent stock market fortunes, and so on, when the subject of what they’re most proud of comes up.


Gerald, a 35 year old dentist, proudly exclaims, “Of everyone here, I by far, have the larges...

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