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Inuits Jokes

Two Inuits are whale hunting

They have been out all day in their little boat. The wind starts to whip up and it's getting very cold. Their whale-skin coats aren't even cutting the chill. With each blast the cold eats at them. All of a sudden one of them jumps up and starts building a fire in the middle of the boat. He strips al...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...

Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

What cancer treatment do Spanish Inuits get?

Es chemo.

How do Inuits know where to find fish under the ice?

They use their *Inuit*-uition!

I said Canada was made up of ten provinces and two territories

But the Inuits were having Nunavut.

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