On his first day, the boss gives him the basic description of his duties, and he says, "No problem, boss. I know just what to do."
And sure enough, he does. The boss is amazed to see that he intuitively knows every process, where everything goes, how everything works, what everyone does. <...
The reason that men can read maps better than women...
They intuitively understand that one inch equals a mile
A king is looking for a new chief advisor.
His choices are a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer. His test is simple: Whoever can determine the volume of a red rubber ball will be the new chief advisor, provided his explanation makes sense to the king, and that the king can trust the calculation.
The physicist goes firs...
Tom Swift's best moments.
"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.
"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.
"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.
"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.
"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.