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A grammar nazi stood trial for indecent exposure.

He got off on a technicality.

I was arrested at the bank for indecent exposure

It wasn't my fault though. I was having trouble swiping my card through the machine and the teller said, "strip down facing me"

A cop tried arrest me for indecent exposure once.

He had to let me go due to lack of evidence.

Three frogs are arrested for indecent exposure.

So three frogs are arrested and taken to court for indecent exposure. The judge orders the first frog to approach. He asks the frog's name to which the first frog responds "My name is Frog." "Well frog, what do you have to say about these charges brought against you?" "I was in the swamp, blowing bu...

Can I press indecent exposure charges against stars?

Because today the sun mooned me.

Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for indecent exposure at the aquarium?

The sicko likes to cuttlefish.

I wrote a joke about indecent exposure.

You probably won't want to see it though.

I got arrested for indecent exposure.

They've sent me to the Small Claims Court.

"It was a misunderstanding, your honor" says a man who is in court for indecent exposure.

"Explain the statement," the judge demanded. "Well you see this girl and I were drinking at the bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman --- so I showed her"

- Got this one from my uncle, never heard it before

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I got arrested for indecent exposure after my neighbour claimed he could see my penis.

Maybe he should get a smaller postbox?

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Naked Cowboy

A sheriff of a small town is patrolling the town one night when he comes across a cowboy walking up Main St. The cowboy is wearing nothing except his hat, boots, and gunbelt. The sheriff is a bit surprised at first but gets over his initial shock and arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.

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Why did the cameraman using a fast shutter speed get arrested?

He got done for indecent exposure.

Today a woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

When I got face to face with the woman, I said, "Miss, are you aware that you could be cited for indecent exposure?"

"Why?" the woman asked.

"Well," I said, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."

The woman quickly looked down and screamed, "Oh my God! I left my baby ...

If I had a dollar for every woman who's seen me naked...

...I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.

A man took a dark photograph and was arrested

He was charged with indecent exposure

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a crappy day. I got stopped and the police officer wrote me a ticket for not having hubcaps on my car," he tells the bartender. "What? That's not illegal" the bartender says. "That's what I thought, too. But he wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure,"...

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them.

The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...

Forgive me for this...

One hot summer day, a cop gets a call about an indecent exposure. He rushes over to the address and is directed to the house next door where he sees an old woman, eating watermelon, dress hitched up to her waist, and no underwear on.

He walks up the driveway towards this woman about to arrest...

The other day I got pulled over by a cop. When he walked up, I pulled out my 9mm...

Once he stopped laughing, he wrote me up for indecent exposure...

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I asked one of the strippers if I could have a topless dance. She said, "Of course."

I was escorted out shortly after for "indecent exposure"

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THE BLONDE COWBOY

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
Cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun,
And his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like
This?'

T...

My car broke down...

My car broke down, so I decided to jack it.

I was arrested for indecent exposure.

The sign said “No shirt, no shoes, no service.”

It never said anything about pants, so I don’t understand why I got arrested for “indecent exposure”?

Yo mama's so ugly

She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure

A man goes to an open mic at the local jazz club

He gets on stage and starts scatting.

He's promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

A photographer had his lens fall off his camera

He was fined for indecent exposure.

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I went fishing recently and caught a 20lb sea bass. I tried to mount it

But I was arrested for indecent exposure.

It's important to show a woman how you feel about her

The police called it 'indecent exposure' but whatever...

I was pulled over by the police today, so I whipped out my nine millimetre...

After they stopped laughing, they arrested me for indecent exposure.

Dad joke

Q: why was the lawyer arrested for indecent exposure?

A: he showed the courts his briefs

I was in the bath when the doorbell rang.

I hopped out and ran to answer it. When I did, there was a policeman standing there. He said, "Sir, you are under arrest."

I said, "What? What for?!"

He said, "Indecent exposure."

A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman.

I got six months for indecent exposure.

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The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos

They charged him with "indecent exposure"

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