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Olf Jokes

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I was on a train the other day when two Swedish men sat down next to me

The two introduced themselves as Sven and Olf. Olf in particular was wearing a t-shirt with the USSR flag on and boasted a cap with a hammer and sickle on, so I assumed he was an avid communist. I asked them if either of them knew where I could get alcohol on the train, and Olf piped up:

"If ...

There once lived a man named Olf...

...and because he was also drunk and red-face, they called him Olf the Red. One day, he looked out the window and saw that it was about to rain, so he said to his wife, "Honey, I think it's about to rain". To which his wife responded, "Are you sure?" Olf looked at the black skies and pouring droplet...

What do you call a facist octopus?

Eight-olf

A couple were walking through Moscow one day in the 60's

An old friend of theirs, Olf, who was a member of their local communist party wing, started talking to them.

Olf always had a reputation for being kind at heart, but gruff and a bit sour in conversation.

As they finished their conversation, Olf told them it would start raining in aroun...

A couple is taking a walk in Berlin

Suddenly, it starts raining.

The two start arguing over whether it's raining or hailing.

"Let's ask that Communist officer over there! He might know if it's raining!", the wife suggests.

They go up to him and notice that his nametag says that his name is Olf. "It's raining, dum...

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