In Between Jokes - 23 Hilarious In Between Jokes

What starts with W, ends with T and has two letters in between.

Just stating the obvious.

I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in between two identical twins.

It was impossible..to differentiate between them.

A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”

The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come wi...

Sometimes I put my head in between my both my legs and lean forward...

...because that's how I roll

In France, what do you call the break in between strikes?

You call it "lunch".

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A dad from Appalachia asked his son what he learned in school that day. He said “the boys on the bus were saying the skin between your legs is the ‘taint’ but I don’t know why they were calling it that.”

The father replied, “well if I remember correctly from my learnin it’s because it t’aint the balls, but it t’aint quite the either.”

If you're Russian before, and Finnish after, what are you in between?

European

How do you write 4 in between 5

f**IV**e

What does a Mongoose eat in between meals?

Just a little Snek.

What do you call a joke in between two slides of bread?

What do you call a joke in between two slices of bread?

Cheesy

My friend came up with this, and to my knowledge it isn't anywhere else on the internet. Its very cringey but i digress

I’m in between relationships at this moment.

The couple on the right are kissing, and the couple on the left are about to start doing it.

What do you call a Roman with hair in between his teeth?

A glad-he-ate-her

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What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between.

We call the "Friend Zone".

Whats the difference in between a coffin and a condom?

One you go in and the other you come in.

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What do you find in between the of an old woman that you won't find in between those of a young woman?

A belly button.

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs

decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there.

"Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog." The farmer replied, "Well, you know, dogs don't talk." The ventriloquist...

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What are the simularities in between a sexist man and a slave owner

Somebody is making the sandwich, and it isn't gonna be them

Today I had two 3 hour exams with a three hour break in between.

My teacher told me not to sleep during the break. However he didn't say what I could do during the exams.

“Two things can not touch, since there will always be something in between the atoms”

Good luck explaining that in court

Did you know? All eight planets can fit in between the earth and the moon?

That's 5 CVS tickets long!

What do you call the soft stuff in between a sharks teeth?

A guy who couldn't swim fast enough

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A man crawls into a psychiatrist's office on all fours with something in between his teeth.

The psychiatrists says:
"Oh, and what do we have here? A kitty?".
The man crawls into a corner. The doc goes on, saying:
"Maybe you're a doggy?".
The man changes corners, with the shrink saying:
"I see! You're a turtle!".
The man finally slaps and yells:
"Ju...

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