How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down.

All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away.

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