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Sheryl Jokes

Russell Crowe & Sheryl Crow walk into a bar…

The bartender calls 911, "I need to report an attempted murder!"

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So I am walking my Chihuahua in the park with my friend Sheryl who is also walking her Retriever

As we are walking we decide that tonight would be a good night to go out on the town and have some fun. After walking a few blocks, Sheryl says, "why not start now?" as she starts to walk up to this club I say, "Sheryl they aren't going to let you in with a dog??"
She replies "watch" and puts on...

Man: Honey, what's wrong?

Woman: I'm feeling a little depressed...

Man: Why don't you listen to some music? That always cheers you up.

Woman: Okay...will you put on some Sheryl Crow?

Man: If It Makes You Happy.

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The good husband

Sheryl Sandberg: My advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. ...

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