UPJOKE
accusechargeincriminatecriminatearraigncensureindictindictmentpardonlodgefilerecriminatereproachupbraidimpeachment

Impeached Jokes

Donald J. Trump has been impeached

Finally, something he's earned

What do you call Trump getting impeached twice?

Unpresidented

TeamTrees reached their goal of 20,000,000 trees planted on the same day Trump got impeached.

Now millions of people can breathe easier.

Why was Abraham Lincoln never impeached?

Because he is in-a-cent.

2/3 of all impeached presidents were done so for the same reason

for embarrassing Hillary Clinton

Trump gets Impeached

Me: The Senate will decide your fate.
*ignites lightsaber*

Why can’t Trump be impeached?

Because he’s an orange.

Trump is about to become the only President to be impeached twice

He's desperate to prove that anything a Democrat can do, he can do better and in half the time.

i never thought trump would actually be impeached...

...i thought republicans insisted on carrying a baby to full term

Trump: I got impeached just for humiliating Hillary

Bill Clinton: #metoo

President of South Korea Impeached.

Hopefully the USA will follow suit, and have their president deoranged.

What happened to the government when the president was impeached for the first time ever?

They found themselves in an unpresidented situation.

What will the American people say to President Trump if he gets impeached?

“You’re fired!”

Donald Trump isn't going to get impeached...

... if anything, he'll get imoranged

US Presidents have been impeached before, but Trump may be the first to be forcefully removed from office.

To remove him would be unpresidented.

What did Paul Manafort say after hearing Trump might get impeached?

I beg your pardon?

Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached.

You could say it was unpresidented.

Despite what his detractors say, Donald Trump accomplished what no other U.S. President was able to do.

He got himself impeached. TWICE.

What's Donald Trump's favourite drink?

impeached ice tea

What’s the difference between Trump and Mario?

Trump was impeached, Mario was in Peach

I'm starting to think the Whitehouse is a fruit stand.

An orange is being impeached because he's bananas!

Donald Trump’s last words in office:

« I’m not Orange, Impeached. »

Heights of grandiose delusions!

Two criminals (fighting to save their careers) - one dumb and impeached, another indicted - revealing a Middle East “Peace” plan!!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An idiot walks into a bar

and overhears the patrons in an excited hoo-hah over which among them was the luckiest.

One among them quieted all to say, "I met a beautiful woman last night! Within hours, I took her back to my home and we did the nasty like old chums!"

The crowd applauded and agreed he was luck...

Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit?

He was impeached

Three former sorority sisters meet up for a reunion homecoming game and start talking about life has treated them since college.

The first says that she couldn't be happier. She married a man who owns a Mercedes Benz car dealership. They live in a beautiful home, she drives whatever new Mercedes that strikes her fancy, and they are living a life of luxury.

The second mentions that her husband was just a councilman in t...

Donny is getting worried about his future as President.

He decides to call the world leaders he most admires. He makes a conference call to Putin, Kim Jong-un,and Rodrigo Duterte.

"Guys, next to me, you are the greatest leaders in the world. What can I do to stop from getting impeached?"

There is a lot of talking between them and then Vlad ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.