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Human Population Jokes

If the human population held hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown

Did you know the most tragic event where 1/4 of the human population died?

Apparently, it happened when Abel was murdered.

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"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?"

A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".

An team of aliens comes to Earth to study the planet.

A group of aliens land on the planet with the intent of studying the planet for scientific purposes. The humans agree to their wishes and allow them to do what they want as long as they don't do any harm or damage. So the aliens create a research site and begin what they came to do.

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