I found out there are people who eat animal guts and entrails.
I think that's offal.
What do you call someone that doesn’t eat animal products and loves to gamble?
A Las Vegan
A vegan told me I shouldn’t eat animals because I can’t kill or butcher them with my bare hands...
So I gave him a coconut and told him to have a nice day.
A fat redneck went to a doctor to check on his heart condition.
The doctor advised him to stop eating meat with high fat contents, while low fat meat are still OK to eat. The redneck was confused which are which, so the doctor gave simple explanation; "You may only eat animal which swims in the water, like fishes for example."
A week later, the doctor wen...
Just some funny one-liners
1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. 3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. 4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to ...
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