My friend refuses to wear clothes with crocodiles on them...

... heโ€™s Lacoste intolerant

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," the man said, emerging from the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would say if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably" came the reply from the other room "that I married you for your money."

WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED!

Apparently you have to wear clothes too.

Have you ever seen a chicken strip?

I've never seen a chicken wear clothes.

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A whale walks into a bar...

The bartender immediately stops the whale as he enters. Holding both hands up, the bartender begins shouting,

"Woah, woah there, whale! What are you doing here?! This is a bar! This is no place for whales!"

The bartender notices this upright whale is wearing a top hat and carrying a S...

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There are three priests at an airport...

Three priests are traveling home from a trip to the Vatican. They have yet to purchase tickets when they get to the airport, so the youngest priest volunteers to purchase them for the rest of the group.

As he walks up to the counter, he notices that the lady working there has a very large bo...

The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all.

It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place.

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