Hump Day Jokes - 6 Hilarious Hump Day Jokes

Hump day joke.

A one humped camel married a two humped camel and they had a baby that had no humps. What did they name the child?

Humphrey.

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Happy Hump Day!

Unless you're alone like me, in which case it's just a regular Wednesday.

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When you’re a camel…

very day is hump day!

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If sex were free...

We'd ALL be screwed.

(saw in a bathroom stall)

HaPpy hUMp dAy

Why is the d silent in Wednesday?

Cause on hump day you're already getting the D.

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Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday

We call it hump day for a reason.

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