I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...
A wife walks in on her husband playing on his PlayStation.
"The house is still filthy! I thought I asked you to sweep the house!" she says.
"I did" replied the husband, "I found no hostiles"
Working Redditors: What is your favorite joke about your own profession?
Retired U.S. Air Force here and this is my favorite military joke:
The biggest difference between the branches of the U.S. Armed Forces is that if you give the order to **"Secure that building!"**
* The Army will kick the doors down, enter with weapons drawn, eliminate all hostiles...