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Hide Away Jokes

So, last semester I met this guy in my business class

He was cool & an international student. His name was Ving and was from China. His English was really good for a second language, better than I could ever be learning a second language. We’d often hang out and I show him the sites and tourist destinations in my city. He's much cooler as well as b...

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The Lonely Buy and the Bum (longer joke)

So a guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. When the bartender hands him his drink, he leans in real coy, looks around and asks quietly "Hey man, do you guys have any hookers in the back?".

The Bartender very quickly replies, very firmly "No sir, we do NOT do that here." The guy is taken abac...

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