Mother Superior was curious as why all the nuns were suddenly eager to visit the village bakery.
So she decided to journey from the convent and into town to find out for herself.
When she entered the bakery, the baker greeted her with a big smile.
“Greetings Sister! What can I get for you today?”
“What do you suggest?” She asked.
“Well, this new recipe of mine has ...
This guy’s walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night...
There isn’t another soul on the street.
Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bump…bump.
He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him.
Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run.
”Man, am I scared!” confided Paddy to Seamus, looking furtively around the pub. ”I just got a card from a guy saying that he would shoot me if I did not stay away from his wife.”
”Well, stay away from his wife,” advised Seamus, ”and you have got no problem.”
”How can I?” moaned Paddy, ...
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A woman gets on a plane and sits next to a random dude. Just before takeoff, he sneezes. She turns to him to say "Bless you" but is startled into silence when she sees him furtively take his penis out, wipe it off, and put it away. She decides to say nothing.
However, after she observes this ...