What do you call investing your partners paycheck into a crypto currency they don't like?

Passive aggressive income

Chuck Norris mines crypto currency

by hand.

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each...

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of ...

Please only buy crypto during the day…

Otherwise, it will be your crypto-night

Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor..

because Elon loves his Crypto.

Your girlfriend is like cryptos..

She goes down on me when least expected.

How do you get a hardcore crypto technical analyst off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Batman invited all the superheros to an evening discussing bitcoin investments

Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.

I finally have quit gambling...

I do cryptos now.

Even though he had cash, why couldn't Superman pay his bar tab?

Because it was Crypto-Night.

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

How do crypto traders call no nut november?

HODL it

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it crypto-currency

Don't know about you guys but I invested in Crypto and I'm laughing all the way to the bank

^^where ^^I ^^will ^^keep ^^my ^^money ^^from ^^now ^^on..

Superman's weakness

Superman started to invest in bitcoin but last night the currency dropped really bad and he got sad. Before he went to bed he told me:
- My only weakness is that crypto. 'night!

The Economy of fiber optics

There´s a presentation on Crypto mining on stage.

Presenter: In 15 minutes minutes we have mined, an incredible 10 bucks in gold.

Audience member Shouts: There´s more gold in Fiber optics than that.

Superman is useless on Wednesday evening because he goes to a weekly Bitcoin meet up.

It's his Crypto-night.

A sufficiently advanced society has synthesized all human knowledge

in pill form. So an undergraduate goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he has history, economics, and literature. The pharmacist disappears into the back. When he returns, he has three little boxes and says

"Here, take this purple one for all of human history—from the origins all...

Why does Superman only daytrade bitcoin?

Because he can’t go near [email protected]

When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.

He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

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