Crypto Jokes

Ignore him.

Start with ten million.

Dad: $16.57? What do you need $3.28 for?

A thousand. One to change the lightbulb and the other 999 to verify

It's the 4090 FTX.

It only has one massive meltdown and you have to send it to the bahamas for repair.

Otherwise, it will be your crypto-night

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

Start with a large one.

Current Balance: $10.0001

Chuffed to bits. Managed to get an appointment with a GP.

by hand.

Bank-Man fried!

At the end of his Crip foot

I've got 99 dollars but a bit ain't one

With a CEO called **Bankman-Fried**, it was to be expected

He heard it was a Bear market

Today he removed my name from his will and transferred all his property under my name to his name.

what?

you want $5,47?

what you want to do with $17,56?

do you realize that $200,94 is alot of money?

here $7,32 for you

Pay him for the pizza

HODL it

*I've seen a joke here about a man with* ***a head the size of an orange*** *which is an absurdist response to an old dirty joke. I'm not sure everyone knows the original. I'll put the anti-joke version in the comments.*

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A wealthy man walks into a bar. He is clearly ric... read more

She goes down on me when least expected.

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

"Of course, but your mother and I would like to get you something you will enjoy, what is it you want?"


"Well, crypto is hot - how about a Bitcoin."


"A Bitcoin? Sheesh, those things cost $45,237! Do you know how long it takes me to earn $31,479? Some day you'll have a job y... read more

I prefer to call it crypto-currency

### Batman invited all the superheroes to an evening discussing bitcoin investments

Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.

I wonder if he has an aversion to Crypto Night.

The good news is she didn’t try to get me to join her Onlyfans.


The even better news is she’s going to help me start investing in crypto!

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.

All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the ... read more

Because it's Crypto-night

^^where ^^I ^^will ^^keep ^^my ^^money ^^from ^^now ^^on..

So once Superman gets invited to a themed party over the weekend....
So Superman enters this party place and starts feeling damn weak and uneasy...
Someone is dressed as Bitcoin
Someone is dressed as Ethereum
Someone is dressed as DogeCoin
Someone is dressed as Ripple...
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I'll be damned if I let another crypto opportunity slip away.

because Elon loves his Crypto.

Because it was Crypto-Night.

I do cryptos now.

It's his Crypto-night.

Invest $2000

Because he can’t go near crypto@night

in pill form. So an undergraduate goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist if he has history, economics, and literature. The pharmacist disappears into the back. When he returns, he has three little boxes and says

"Here, take this purple one for all of human history—from the origins all... read more

>!Start as a cryptocurrency billionaire and hodl. !<

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of th... read more

He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.