Heart Problems Jokes

A group of his friends are the only people who know about this and they debate how they should tell him, considering that due to his condition such a sudden news might cause his heart to stop because of joy.
So they decide that the most calm person in the group would go tell him.

The frien... read more

I guess you can say he had bad backstrokes

She goes to the doctor's office, and is prescribed testosterone. A few weeks later she returns and says, "Doc, whatever you gave me is working wonders, I feel great! However, I have been growing hair in some weird places." The doc simply says that it was to be expected, and then asks, "Where, exact... read more

A man bursts into a doctor’s office breathlessly flapping his elbows and exclaims, “Doctor can you help me? I think I’m a moth!”

“I can’t help you,” replies the doctor, “I’m a cardiologist. I help people with heart problems. You have a head problem. You need a shrink!”

“I know,” replie... read more

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

Apparently, ice is really bad for y... read more