Trans Fat Jokes - 17 Hilarious Trans Fat Jokes

Son: Dad, what are this 'trans fats" given on the label?

Dad: Trans fats are both groups of people you can't make fun of.

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My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats.

I guess I should really get off Tumblr

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As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat.

Goodbye Tumblr!

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What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?

They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

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Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny?

Because the FDA just banned trans fats.

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It feels like there is a new diet fad every other day

everyone is so concerned about trans fats but I think we should respect fat people and let them identify however they want

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I felt my personal trainer was being a bit of a bigot today…

When he told me his one rule was “no trans fats“.

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My breasts haven’t grown much since I decided to transition

I guess that’s what I get for cutting out all of my trans fat

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Why won’t cannibals eat obese people after they have had sexual reassignment surgery?

Trans fats are bad for your health.

Why can't you use vegetable oil as gearbox lubricant?

Because it doesn't contain any trans fats.

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I heard that before he died, The Notorious B.I.G. wanted to become a woman.

His new rap name was going to be Trans Fat

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Why are companies who sell snacks sexist?

Cause they avoid trans fat

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I had sex with a really overweight shemale recently and haven't felt well since.

Seems like trans fats are bad for you after all.

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Plane Crash

Three men survive a plane crash in the snowy mountains. There is no way to escape. Their only hope is to survive until rescue arrives.

After a few weeks they come to the realization without food they are going to die. So they decide they are going to have to eat one of them so the others may ...

What do you call an overweight crossdresser?

Trans fat.

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If Donald Trump hates Liberals

then why does he like trans fats so much

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Tumblr is like junk food

They're both filled with trans fat.

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