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Heart Attacks Jokes

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a healthy diet

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans....

Many claim that heart attacks are one of the worst ways to go, but I disagree...

Bear attacks are definitely worse.
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Heart attacks!

Are worth the weight
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What causes black-belt heart attacks?

Karated arteries
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What happens when a heart attacks someone?

They get cardiac arrested.
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