Have Erection Jokes - 4 Hilarious Have Erection Jokes

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What does Japanese people do when they have erection?

They vote.

In my previous life, night time would never help me have erection

But morning wood

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I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.

My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is:

She bought me some Viagra;

And I've bought her a treadmill.

I'm always hard at work.

But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office.

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