I heard this one story on my visit to Russia, apparently in Siberia, people grow really really old. There was a small village in there where a priest saw a 75-year-old man crying on the Church's stairs. The priest went to ask why he was crying and the man said that his dad had punched him. The pries...
Fat jokes never grow old
Sorry, I meant "fat people".
Bananas and avocados grow old together. I ship them.
Explanation: Many companies ship pre-ripe avocados with bananas, which release chemicals that ripen avocados on their way to the store. (This is so the avocados are freshly ripe when they get to the store, not when picked) (grow old = ripen)
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidney; And a never ending supply of Gas!
A mathematician asks his coworker to solve a complex equation for him.
After some struggle, the coworker finds that he can't figure out the answer in just one day, so the next day he tells the mathematician that he'll need two more days to find a proper solution.
Two more days pass and he still can't solve the equation, so he goes back and asks him for just thre...
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Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie. Delighted, the genie says, "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."
The first guy immediately shouts out, "I want a billion dollars." *POOF*, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact $1,000,000,003.50.
The second man thinks for a bit, then says, "I want to be the richest man alive." *POOF*, he's holding papers showing his net wor...
When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say
"aaaah! my neck hurts"
In a small remote town, a pastor, a priest and a rabbi are at war
The battle is generations old and no one even remembers how it started. The town is divided and conflicts between them are a daily occurrence. There is no end in sight and hatred between the groups grows day by day.
Years past, the pastor, the priest and the rabbi all have a son around the s...
Ambitious Johnny
Teacher: Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow old?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
He’s too strong to be kept alive!
When I was a little boy, I was playing with my toys, *whistling*. Ahhh, the beauties of youth. I vroomed my toy car here and there and sang when I was interrupted with an aggresive rap on the front door. I opened the door and I saw nowone there. But as I looked down, I saw a snail. “Hey sir, what yo...
Fifty Dollahs Is Fifty Dollahs
Herman and Zelda meet, fall in love, and marry. They're a young couple without much money, but lots of love between them. Every summer, they make a point to attend the county fair because they love walking hand in hand and exploring the attractions. And every summer, there's a helicopter ride at the...
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