A newly married couple make their way to bed and everything is going well until...
"Ooh! Oh! Look at that! What's wrong with it?" cries the bride.
"It's just my junk!" says the groom, offended.
"Yes, but's what's wrong with it? They're not supposed to look like that! It's all tw...
I made a vinyl disc with grooves in 2 minutes.
I think that’s a record.
I wrote to the Guinness Book of Records . . .
I wrote to the *Guinness Book of Records* and told them that I had a flat piece of plastic with a hole in the middle and multiple grooves. My question for them was, "Is this a record?"
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Newlyweds
One night, a newly married couple take to their bed after the party and after some smooching they decide they're ready to consummate the marriage. So the groom drops his pants and gets a shriek out of the Bride.
"What's wrong with you!" he shouts at her. "Ohh! OOH! What's THAT?!" she repli...
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