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Groot Jokes

Groot visits the hospital...

Is immediately sent to Tree-age

How old is Groot?

Tree

If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.

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Groot

She : Say in three words, what’s better than sex
Me : I am Groot

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

What did Offspring of Groot said to him

I am Fruit!

Why wasn’t Groot any good at working undercover?

Everybody could tell he was a plant

What did Groot say when he got married?

I am Groom.

Did you know that Groot never manscapes?

He’s protesting deforestation

If Groot played basketball

He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game.

Why would Groot make a terrible spy?

Because he's an obvious plant.

What did Groot say when he saw Gamora, Nebula, and Mantis naked?

"I am Groot"

What's the favorite drink of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Groot beer

I was shocked when I walked into my bank today and saw Groot there in shirt and tie.

He had just been named branch manager.

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What do you call a groot sex doll?

A psuedo-woodo

What do you get if you cross Groot with the rapper Fifty Cent?

About tree-fiddy

***Massive Spoilers***

I am groot.

I saw a tree move and destroy a car

It seems they use Groot force.

You know what system Admins at Google are called?

Probably Groot

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What did Rocket Raccoon say after getting stabbed in the back by the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Et tu, Groote?

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