What did Offspring of Groot said to him

I am Fruit!

If you want to learn how to draw superheroes start with Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

He's just a fancy stick figure

Groot visits the hospital...

Is immediately sent to Tree-age

How old is Groot?

Tree

If Groot had kids, and one of them betrayed the guardians

it would be treason.

Why wasn’t Groot any good at working undercover?

Everybody could tell he was a plant

What do you get if you cross Groot with the rapper Fifty Cent?

About tree-fiddy

I was shocked when I walked into my bank today and saw Groot there in shirt and tie.

He had just been named branch manager.

What did Groot say when he got married?

I am Groom.

Did you know that Groot never manscapes?

He’s protesting deforestation

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a groot sex doll?

A psuedo-woodo

Why would Groot make a terrible spy?

Because he's an obvious plant.

What type of soda do the Avengers drink?

Groot-beer!

***Massive Spoilers***

I am groot.

What kind of soda do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?

Groot Beer!

You know what system Admins at Google are called?

Probably Groot

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