On his birthday, Vinny, a professional hitman, is getting ready to go out, when suddenly, a large group of mobsters shows up at hist front door.
"Vinny," say the mobsters, "it's your birthday. Come on, we've booked you an entire restaurant. Let's go."
"Oh my god guys," says Vin...
Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans
Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"
Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"
Sister: "Sirius Black"
Took me a minute.
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