God's Kingdom Jokes - 2 Hilarious God's Kingdom Jokes

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Four nuns die in a bus crash...

... they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes the nuns. He tells them that, while he understands they devoted their lives to God, everyone is still given a chance to repent their last Sins, and gestures towards a fountain of Holy Water.

The first nun pulls St. Peter aside, ...

A young religious couple is about to get married...

When their car crashes, killing them both. They come to the gates of heaven and are greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them that they were both faithful in life and he welcomes them into God's Kingdom.

"Wait," says the man. "We were about to be married, but we died before the ceremony. Is it po...

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