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Glow Stick Jokes

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Stupid people are like glow sticks.

I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

What do you call a kid from chernobyl with a broken leg?

a glow stick

Ran into Robert Downey Jr. randomly at a club the other day

He was in his Iron Man getup but without the helmet and was dancing with glow sticks by himself. Anytime anyone tried to come up to him, he'd push them away, curse at them, then continue dancing.

He was Stark, raving mad.

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