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Glorified Jokes

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What are two things that you can see in the photo op at St John's church?

One is a glorified tool that is no longer relevant, but still widely used by radical christians to persecute homosexuals, degrade women, prohibit freedom, and rationalize war on non-believers.

The other is the bible.

A boogie board was abandoned in a man-made lake.

Days or maybe even weeks go by without it interacting with anyone or anything.

It drifts mindlessly around, because no one is there to direct it. It starts to day dream about a time where it wasn't alone in a glorified pond.

A few more weeks go by of this boring life, when it suddenly ...

The Washington Redskins have finally decided to change their name

It finally happened. The Washington Redskins gave in to pressure and changed their name. The owner agreed that the current name glorified predjudice and man's inhumanity to man. So now they will be called just The Redskins.

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