How are Marie Antoinette, Princess Peach, and GLaDOS alike?
They all lie about there being cake.
A deformed cat walks into a bar
The bartender says:
"What can I do for you?"
To which the cat immediately replies:
"I'll have a gla-..."
"..."
"..."
"-ss of your finest milk please!"
And so the bartender places the glass of milk onto the bar table.
To which the cat, from all ...
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