(long) ...came to the US back in the 1960s before digital photos, cell phones, or computers. He wanted to get a professional photo taken to be sent to his mamma in Italy to show her how well he was doing.
The photographer said he would be at Giorgio’s home at 11:00. But, Giorgio understood 1:...
Sharp Retort
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the ol...
Sicilian reasoning
One lovely summer an italian couple go on holiday to Sicily with their two kids.
They park their car close to the seaside, unload their swimsuits, towels and buckets and happily walk to the beach.
As they sit down on the sand, Giorgio (dad) suddenly remembers that he left his sunglasses in the car...
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