I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine
I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".
I'm excited to announce I'm starting my new company that strictly replaces fuses.
When customers come to me to have fuses replaced I'll be able to refuse but still get paid.
I was changing the 15 fuses at the Buzzfeed HQ building
Number 5 shocked me.
How are men like fuses?
Once they're blown, they're useless.
Three men are chatting when the first says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber.
"I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A pipe."
"I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician," says the second. "I went home last night, and what did I find under the bed? A box of fuses."
"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse," says the thi...
4 engineers are on a road trip when their car breaks down.
Each one of them gets out once the car stops, scratching their heads and trying to figure out how to fix the car.
The mechanical engineer is the first to speak up, and suggests checking the engine and transmission. No gears or pistons seem out of place.
The chemical engineer then pull...
Not all Muslims are terrorists
It's just the ones with short fuses
Everyone knows the story of the three little pigs... here's another version:
The first little pig was playing in the forest, when the big bad wolf
spotted him and chased him back to his straw house. The pig hid inside,
peeking out at the wolf, who looked at the house, laughed, then huffed
and puffed and blew the house down. The pig, scared witles...
In an alternate reality, bears speak and coexist with humans.
A prominent electrician (who happened to be a bear) employed several humans for various positions within his company. Some were in customer service, handling the phones. Others were on-site technicians who drove around town from job to job. One human, Mike, was hired to do two different jobs inside ...
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