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Fused Jokes

What do you call a snake what has been fused with a fruit?

A bananaconda.

What happened when the mad scientist fused two animals together on his safari?

*shrugs* "Elephrhino!"










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If you asked an electrician to change a fuse, and he does..

He has refused -

I asked an electrician to fix the electricity in my house...

He Re-fused.

I saw a movie where a guy tried to shoot open a lock, but the heat from the bullet actually fused the metal together so the door wouldn't budge.

Now that's what I call a shotgun welding.

Did you hear about the nickel and the penny that got fused together and is haunted?

The coin has the sixth cents

What did the popcorn kernel say when it found itself attached to another kernel?

I'm a little corn-fused.

Why did the martial artist not pass the maths test.

Because he was kung-fused.

When two criminals get surgically attached

They are con fused

I lost my job as an electrician.

They said that I re-fused too much work.

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Dapple's Car Accident

Once upon a frosty Canadian winter, there lived a man named Dapple. Dapple was a proud Canuck, born and raised in the heart of the Great White North. He loved the snow, the maple syrup, and of course, ice hockey. But one fateful day, his life took an unexpected turn.


Dapple was driving ...

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I'd hate to break it to you...

But your jokes aren't humerus. I don't mean tibia jerk, but they're bone-dry. They're stretched thin and there's no meat to them; no cohesion. It just seems you fused some ideas together.

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Tell me what you think of this joke.

A man is sitting at a bar enjoying a drink when an extremely unique individual walks in.

He was surrounded by dozens of beautiful women, his body was covered in expensive jewelry, and his head was an orange.

Overcome by curiosity, the patron of the bar asks the newcomer, “Dude. What *h...

Scientists are studying cloning technology and are finally ready to put it to the test.

They insert DNA from a test subject into the machine and wait as the cloning device does it's thing.

After it's done all it managed to produce was a head, an alive and conscious head.

Scientists quickly scramble to put the head in a jar of salient. Where he remained for about a week....

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It is the year 2200

In a small city lived a master fisherman. This fisherman was famous throughout the world for being able to catch numerous amounts of fish in any body of water. Now, fish these days have mutated and changed quite a bit, but this fisherman was able to catch them all with little to no effort.

On...

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