As per your zodiac sign, the zodiac sign you are likely to be compatible with, is as follows :
Aries - Cancer
Taurus - Cancer
Gemini - Cancer
Cancer - Cancer
Leo - Cancer
Virgo - Cancer
Libra - Cancer
Scorpio - Cancer
Sagittarius - Cance...
"You can't wear full plate mail to my sister's wedding!" shouted my wife
"But you said to wear my best suit and this one cost three thousand dollars"
"You spent *THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS* ON THAT STUPID THING???"
I hate to say it, but we're starting to have real hard wear/soft wear compatibility issues.
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Voodoo d***. (INAPPROPRIATE)
A man and a woman get married, and they have the best sex. Better than most people would think, and their sexual compatibility is a large part of their relationship. One day, the husband finds out that he needs to go on a business trip that will last a couple of months. He decides that in order to k...
A man and woman get a divorce.
They go to the courthouse and the judge wants to hear why they want a divorce.
The woman starts and says that they are too compatible. She says how they like the same movies, music, sports, books, and hobbies.
The judge perplexed asks why this is grounds for divorce.
She says t...