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Compatibility Jokes

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Compatibility

A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.

The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his f...

Why can't Apple brand shirts be worn the wrong way around?

They don't have backwards compatibility.

"You can't wear full plate mail to my sister's wedding!" shouted my wife

"But you said to wear my best suit and this one cost three thousand dollars"

"You spent *THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS* ON THAT STUPID THING???"

I hate to say it, but we're starting to have real hard wear/soft wear compatibility issues.

A man and woman get a divorce.

They go to the courthouse and the judge wants to hear why they want a divorce.

The woman starts and says that they are too compatible. She says how they like the same movies, music, sports, books, and hobbies.

The judge perplexed asks why this is grounds for divorce.

She says t...

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Voodoo d***. (INAPPROPRIATE)

A man and a woman get married, and they have the best sex. Better than most people would think, and their sexual compatibility is a large part of their relationship. One day, the husband finds out that he needs to go on a business trip that will last a couple of months. He decides that in order to k...

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