Did you hear about that guy from Footloose cannibalising that girl from Wendy’s?
Kevin Bacon ate ‘er.
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I got kicked out of the Karaoke bar last night for singing Danger Zone, then Footloose, then I'm Alright ...
...too many attempted Logging's...
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Why didn’t any Muslims watch Footloose ?
Because they can’t consume anything with Bacon in it.
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In an attempt to appeal to a wider audience, Hollywood remakes footloose for the Muslim and Jewish world
Its basically the same movie, just without Bacon
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What would you call Kenny Loggins if he was severed at the ankle?
Footloose.
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How does Kevin Bacon escape from a bear trap?
He's gotta cut footloose
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What's a leper's favorite musical?
Footloose.
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Pirates
The FBI seize a collection of pirated movies.
The movies were Footloose, dirty dancing, ferris bueller's day off, ghost busters and the breakfast club.
As the pirate sees his beloved movies taken away from him, he cries
"ARGH! Me eighties!"
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