I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards

They must have thought I was a taroist

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?

She didn't see any future in it?

A man visits a wise man and meets his three daughters...

He's staying for the night and each of the girls come to him in turn to offer their hospitality.

The first one tells him her name is June because she was born in June. She is well practiced in fortune telling and gives him advice on the future.

The second one tells him her name is Augu...

Once upon a time, there was a trainee fortune teller...

Once upon a time, there was a trainee fortune teller called Sarah who hoped to learn the proper skills of divination by training alongside a renowned fortune teller, Madame Lointain (for, in these times, it was customary for each village to have a fortune teller).


After having studied for...

A ventriloquist is worried about his future so he goes to see his agent...

His bookings have dried up because his act seems a little old hat. His agent tells him he should go into fortune telling. Its very popular he says.

So the ventriloquist gets some training and meets his first client. He tells her for $10 he'll tell her about her financial future. For $20 he'll...

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