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Fie Jokes

What’s Shakespeare’s phone number?

What’s Shakespeare’s phone number?

Fie fie fie, et tu et tu.

I made that joke up when I was 14 at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I just heard they voted sexiest koala

I hope the votes are coming from other koalas.

I feel they're the only ones that are Koala-fied

(but seriously sexiest koala is a thing)

An man goes in for a job interview. Unfortunately, he is told that his degree and experience are not enough and he is turned away.

The man decides he's gonna get that job whatever it takes. So he first gets large round head, big furry ears and big black nose. Then, he begins to grow grey-brown and white fur all over his body and claws extend from his fingers and toes. Finally, he thinks he's ready. So clutching his eucalyptus l...

Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest?

He was dis-koala-fied

I wanted to hire a marsupial butler...

but none of the applicants were koala-fied.

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!!

Buh-duh-tss

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