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Fatherland Jokes

Why did the Atlantians call Atlantis “The Fatherland”?

Because it disappeared...

If Germany was the Fatherland and the Soviet Union was the Motherland,

does that make WWII domestic violence?

If Germany is the Fatherland, and Russia is the Motherland...

Then they've had a hell of a custody battle over Poland.

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In the evening of 24 December 1944...

...a team of Allied commandos were taking advantage of the German revelry, sneaking behind enemy lines to kill or capture the kommandant of the nearby Nazi base, Klaus von Braun.

From their position in the shadows, they watched the kommandant as he passed from soldier to soldier, thanking...

In mother amarica you remove the polish with chemicals.

In fatherland germany we remove the Polish with chemicals.

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