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Fat People Jokes

You shouldn't make fun of fat people.

They've got enough on their plates already.

What do you call two fat people raising a child?

Unfit parents.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer

I tried to start a business offering balloon rides for fat people

But it never got off the ground.

Fat people are so gullible

You can say anything and they’ll just eat it up

Guys come on, we shouldn't give fat people such a hard time.

They have enough on their plate already.

What Ricky Gervais said after taking some digs at fat people at a show

"I don't want fat people to feel uncomfortable at my gigs. So next time, buy two seats"

Jokes about fat people aren't funny.

They just don't work out.

Name one thing wrong with fat people moving to Hawaii. Go on.

Isle weight.

Fat people get a lot of humiliation these days

This has to stop, being fat is already such a difficult thing. To deal with all the jokes and humiliation is so difficult. If you are fat and someone behaved bad with you for being fat, don't let that weigh you down. You already have a lot weighing you down.

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Why are there no fat people in Japan?

The last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died

Why are fat people better?

They XL at everything they do.

Yo mama is so fat…

I know six fat people and she’s 5 of them.

I thought my jokes about fat people would be great for this sub

but none of them worked out.

Life is like a box of chocolates

**It doesn't last long for fat people**

Leave fat people alone man

They’ve got enough on their plate

Are fat people or thin people smarter?

It depends--thin people are generally sharper, while fat people are more well-rounded.

God doesn't like fat people

That's why there's a stairway to heaven.

Fat people have feelings too.

They feel hunger.

Fat people are lucky

They get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat.

Why shouldn't you play poker with really fat people?

Because they're going to fold a lot.

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Did you hear about those 2 fat people having sex in the elevator?

It was wrong on so many levels

What do fat people do for exercise?

Diddly squats

How do fat people defy the laws of physics?

They have mass but they don’t matter.

Why do fat people lose so much at casino tables?

Because whenever they are out of chips they always grab more.

Who's the rapper that fat people hate the most?

Cardi-O B

Fat people are like radians

They're only halfway done after one pi

Fat people are great. It just means there's more of them to love.

Said the cannibal.

I have lots of jokes to tell about fat people and doors

But they just never seem to fit

Fat people are like spiders:

I'm not afraid of them, they just gross me out.

What type of cookies do fat people eat?

Four chin cookies.

Everyone says fat people don't like puns.

But I think that's just a huge stereotype.

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I have a joke about fat people with big butts...

Butt weight... That's not fanny.

Do you know how to find videos of fat people doing stupid stuff?

TikTok ads

Why are fat people always possessed by the devil?

They never exorcise.

I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design

They consume the content *way* too fast.

What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people

Abnormal

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