To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, ...
[Russian Joke] What will the results of the next election be?
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?
Because 7 has friends in the politburo