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Facelifts Jokes

My local hospital trained a dog to perform facelifts.

He wasn't very good, but he did raise a few eyebrows.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[long] A woman was starting to feel very self conscious about her drooping jaw line...

She decided to have a face lift done.
A few years pass and she begins to notice her skin sagging again. She gets another facelift.
The woman becomes addicted to having taut, young looking skin.
The plastic surgeon eventually gets fed up of seeing this woman and performing unnecessary fac...

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